Archive for December, 2008

Like to pop bubble wrap?

December 29, 2008

Were you excited when your Grandma sent you your Christmas gift in the mail?  However, you’re more excited about the packaging then the long underwear.

If that’s the case… Then check out the Bubble Calendar… you get to pop one bubble every day… like an advent calendar.

Problem is… if your a little obsessive on the bubble wrap… the bubbles may not last an entire year.


First Abs

December 23, 2008

The president elect is caught with his shirt off in Hawaii on vacation. When was the last time you drooled over a president?

From President-elect Barack Obama is still humble enough to do laundry — ON HIS ABS!

Did Christmas Explode on Your House?

December 20, 2008

OK — it’s the time of the year when Christmas EXPLODES all over houses, outdoors and indoors… If YOU go overboard… and know it… Send me a picture (with your name, address and phone number!)

I’m looking for the biggest, craziest, nuttiest Christmas displays in the area!  The best display, voted on by you and a panel of judges, will win a $125 Devine Chocolate Basket!

Congrats to Kathy in LaSalle!  She was picked as the craziest Christmas decorator!

JC Podcast: 11 Year Old Oreos

December 18, 2008

Do Oreo’s expire? Thanks to a “generous” gift from a listener… I gave it a try. ICK! Click to Listen!

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Apparently, expiration dates don’t always mean that the product is bad. Stores can actually keep products on the shelves longer than their “use by” dates.  The only thing they are required by law to remove is baby formula and baby food.

Official Illinois Christmas Card

December 16, 2008

OK… Got my first Rod Blagojevich Christmas card with Joliet Correctional Center in the background… You can do better than that… Right?  I put this one together for you!  Enjoy!  Happy Forwarding!


Gotten Funny Christmas Cards in your email?  Send them here!

08 Idol: Archuleta Girls

December 12, 2008

OK — Feel sorry for the girls. But, their reaction is priceless.

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Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter

December 9, 2008

OK, this looks like a photoshopped version of Edward Scissorhands… But, on the other hand, Johnny looks gaunt and pale in every Tim Burton movie.

Got Someone Who’s Hard to Buy For?

December 4, 2008

Check out’s Top Stupid Gift’s of 2008:

My Favorite… The potty putter.

Crazy Christmas Lights

December 2, 2008

Scott Loftus of Sherman, Illinois (near Springfield) has over 100,000 lights on his home.


Do you overdo Christmas?  To the point that Christmas has exploded all over your house… inside or outside?  Send me a picture!